10 Things We Wish We Could Organize

We really do have a great deal of control in our lives. We can organize things like our files, our calendars, our menus and our camping trips. But there are a few things that we can’t organize. Life would sail along so much smoother if we could organize the following ten things to fit our style better.

Sleep Schedules

Your children would be in bed by 8 p.m. Your evening hours would be yours to share with your spouse, a friend, or yourself. Nap times would be a set length so that you would know exactly how much time you have to work on that craft project.

Growth Spurts

You’d know exactly how much, and when, your children would grow so you could buy clothes accordingly. No more scrambling for a new, larger winter coat in the winter when the summer clothes are in the stores!

Appetites and Food Preferences

Forget about cooking at the end of a stress-filled day when you have no appetite - no one else would be hungry either. Everyone in your family would dislike the same foods. Eat what you want at holiday gatherings and never gain weight.

Illnesses

Only two family members, at most, would be sick at the same time. There would be at least two weeks of total health before the next illness hits. When you get sick, no one else does–and everyone pampers you for the duration of your illness. No one would get sick right before a vacation or a holiday.

The Romantic Life of Your Single Friend/Relative

No more obnoxious dates. No more broken hearts. They would always have the perfect date for any function they attended.

Traffic

Never be late for work again. Get home from the grocery store with a crying baby quickly thanks to all the green traffic lights.

Your Boss’s Mood Swings

Know exactly when your boss will experience PMS and plan to be out of the office at that time. Be highly visible during good moods. Know the right thing to say at the right time–all the time.

Your Thought Life

When you are at work, think only of work issues. Leave those issues at work and focus on your private life when you get home. Vacations would be truly relaxing as you concentrate on having fun.

The Weather

Never experience bad weather on weekends, holidays, or vacations again. Tornados and hurricanes would be organized to strike deserted areas. It would never again be too dry, or too humid.

The ‘Net

Bookmarks would organize themselves automatically. You’d always find what you’re looking for within three clicks. Hard to navigate sites would become better organized and easier to navigate thanks to you.

What do you need to organize? Is there something in your life that seems out of control? Leave a comment and let me know how I can help. From recipes to garages to family reunions – no job is too big or too small!